Blog #4 The Star Wars Holiday "Special"Wow. Never, ever watch this. EVER. I barely made it through with the help of Riff Trax. Yes, this movie will scar you and throw lemon juice in your eyes, then throw lemon juice on your scars. I feel compelled 2 kill anything that even slightly resembles a wookie. From Chewbacca's ugly l
ittle poodle-orangutan-Pomeranian hybrid son, to his father(grandfather??), who holds the record for the longest, most disgusting lower jaw ever, sitting on the auto-jack-ulator while watching some lady with fiber glass hair do a lame dance and cheesy song. Of course it wouldn't be light day without some ugly fat guy who only knows how to button his shirt halfway up and an officer from the Empire watching one of the worst video's ever featuring one of1980's mistakes in music known as Jefferson Star ship performing with some cheap ass glowing instruments and a song that never, ever, stops playing, because it keeps going and going and going and going 'til u either fall asleep or lose your mind. Or soil yourself from such an over load of TERRIBLE film directing acting and dialogue with a side of some disgusting man who drinks stuff through his head for absolutely NO REASON. That was POINTLESS. Ya' hear me Star Wars Franchise!? YOU ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE!!
And to pull us away from the wookies of horror for a few, precious seconds, is Luke Skywalker wearing more make-up than every untalented Disney class Pop Star ever while sporting the same look. Of course I did have that bit of hope that Han Solo would go pants-crapping insane and put every person and uh... thing out of OUR misery. But this stupid, pointless, disgusting, profusely over anticipated event takes place for all of10 seconds including Princess Laeh singing into Chewbacca's chest for 4 minutes.
My take on The worst movie since Great Expectations was put onto film: fail, Fail, FAAAAIIIL!!!
